A man was praying to god. He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man wondered.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said,
"Sure...just a second." lol
2006-09-29 19:12:06 · 17 answers · asked by avagrafic 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked it, made me smile
2006-09-29 19:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by #41 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is very definitely humourous.
He made George Bush a President.
He made you and me discuss him not in any place of worship, but yahoo answers.
He created Benny Hill and Benny Hinn for the same purpose. Just for laughs.
2006-09-30 02:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect!
2006-09-30 02:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure God has a grave sense of humour - n we all r result of it
2006-09-30 02:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lady walks into a bar with a poodlle under one arm and a salami in the other
2006-09-30 02:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's good! really funny
2006-09-30 02:13:53 · answer #6 · answered by jennabeanski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-30 02:16:19 · answer #7 · answered by SdM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny...
2006-09-30 02:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one!
2006-09-30 02:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll second that!
2006-09-30 02:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋