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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

2006-09-29 18:38:03 · 25 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

hehehe,
parrot is right, we must know our limits and act accordingly.
great one, yar >>

you made my day a cheerful one.

2006-09-30 03:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL nice man

2006-09-29 19:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

To be honest...this joke wins the"worst joke of the week"award

2006-09-29 18:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 0 2

are joke cracked so tat we think or just so tat we laugh



d jike did made me laugh

2006-09-29 19:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by umesh 2 · 2 0

Applause, applause.

2006-09-29 18:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a nice one

2006-09-30 01:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by jet girl 2 · 0 0

electrically stupefying...good humour....fell off the seat.

2006-09-29 19:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by aqua 3 · 2 0

save me, I'm falling...off my chair! LOL, Great joke.

2006-09-29 19:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 2 0

fine

parrots are smarter than men

2006-10-01 20:13:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good one but old

2006-10-02 04:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0 0

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