A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be $300 She exclaims.."I don't have any money.. but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland !!!! "
To that the man asks "Anything"??
And the blonde says "yes.. Anything"!! With that, the man says "Follow me"
..He walks into the next room and tells her "Come in and close the door"..She does!!
He then says "Get on your knees"..She does!!..
He then says take down my zipper"..She does!!...
He then says "Go ahead... Take it out"
With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands!!
The man then says "Well.. Go ahead"!!...
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips..
She says, "HELLO, MOM"????
2006-09-29 16:13:48 · 19 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...omg this one is funny
2006-09-29 16:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! ....very good! ck this one out
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and
made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde)
asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light
bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker
(the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think
you're going?"
She said "I can't work in the dark!
2006-09-29 20:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jules 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...someone's hairist. is there sucha word?
ah well...tht was inanely funny. not...
who here really believes hair color tells ppl how smart u r?
the whole blonde thing started to get back at the Germans for Hitler.
we're taking it to an all new level.
and wht i say is: KEEP IT UP, CUZ HITLER WAS A CRAZY PSYCHO!
But plz. don't take it seriously, or judge someone by their HAIR in real life. itz just dumb.
2006-09-29 16:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by i'm psycho's shrink 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That was funny. I liked that one alot... And must I say that Jamie blah blah something (above) Is a great example of a dumb blonde... with this line:
"Their just mad because blonde's have more fun!!!"
"Their" is incorrect. Dumb ***. It's "They're." So sad.
2006-09-29 16:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by Quin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-29 16:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Josh S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes have been status on opposite aspects of the river. One called to the different, "Excuse me! How can i'm getting to the different area of river?" the different suggested, "stupid fool....you're on the different area of the river!"
2016-12-12 17:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!That is so nasty but funny!!! I think that brunettes are dumber than blonde's though. Their just mad because blonde's have more fun!!!
2006-09-29 16:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde, and I think that is HILARIOUS!
2006-09-29 16:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'lls i can say is hahaha oh my jesus thats funny
2006-09-29 19:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.... yea 2 points for me:)
2006-09-29 16:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋