This blonde man gets home and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. H erushes in ther and sees his wife lying there naked. She was sweating and all out of breath.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"I'm having a heartattack" she says thinking quickly.
The blonde man runs down stairs to call 911.
As he is talking on the phone his two young children are standing there scared and tugging on his shirt.
"What is it?" he asks them.
"Uncle Stan is up in your closet hiding and he's naked?" says one of the kids
"WHAT?!!" the man hangs up the phone, runs upstairs, whips open the closet door
Sure enough his brother is cowering naked on the floor.
"Damnit Stan. My wife is having a heart attack and you are running around the house naked scaring the kids."
2006-09-29 15:58:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg that was hilarious
2006-09-29 16:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Here's another blond man joke:
A blond man's wife was very pregnant and one day started to have labor pains. He calls 911. The operator answers. "My wife is in labor! Send an ambulance immediately!" The woman replies, "Is this her first child?" The man answers, "No, you idiot! This is her husband!"
2006-09-29 23:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. In fact didn't even smile...too predictable.
2006-09-29 23:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! That was funny, and true some blonde people really r like that.
2006-09-29 23:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a pretty good one.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-09-30 01:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally somebody insults a male!
2006-09-29 23:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny did you make that up your self cuz if you did that is pretty dang good.
2006-09-29 23:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lizzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!
pegasus, that one is just as funny too.
good day
2006-09-29 23:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny but pathetic
2006-09-30 00:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
big build up, big let down
2006-09-29 23:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋