A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own da*n blanket!"
2006-09-29 15:55:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao ain't that the truth!
2006-09-29 15:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by no_um_4_u 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one in a little while. Good job!
2006-09-29 22:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....dang this one is super funny this is a prime example of a true life married couple
2006-09-29 22:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, why are men such jerks like that?
2006-09-29 22:56:48 · answer #4 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-09-30 04:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was so funny
2006-09-29 22:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would oblige her!! I would keep her warm...
2006-09-29 22:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by brock 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO-EXCELLENT!
2006-09-29 22:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by douglas w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute. :-)
2006-09-29 22:57:15 · answer #9 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋