2006-09-29 15:05:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Call that monster a "terrorist" and they'll be right there with a nice woody for it.
2006-09-29 18:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason no monster has ever been spotted leaving a closet is because Leathernecks are exceedingly vigilant 24/7 even in garrison. Us Army infantry types are too busy landscaping to deal with imaginary monsters.
The reason you want to be protected from that monster is because something very, very bad happened to your rectum at an early age, and unwilling to implicate the male members of your family, you created the fiction of a monster living in the closet.
And really, these "questions" only show you up as a complete idiot. Try to ask something decent for a change and stir some debate if you want, but don't resort to such infantile behavior. It doesn't work for anyone except those with an immature mind.
2006-09-29 16:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by Nat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Marines AND the CIA called. Apparently the monster in your closet is under government contract, on a need to know basis mission.
They say you don't need to know. Please stay in your room, the MIB will be there soon to take care of your issues.
2006-09-29 15:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why do you need their protection.
Just tell you boyfriend, your brother, your brother-in-law, your dad and your uncles to be gentle and just wait their turns.
And why are you so impolite to make them wait in your closet. Why not set up some chairs around your bed so they can watch and then jump right on board. No wonder you're the bit*h.
2006-09-29 15:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by iraq51 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Quit wacking off in the closet.
2006-09-29 15:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by therego2 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you and your "monster" just come out of the closet and admit you are a queer. Wait, that would disgrace gay people because that takes courage and you are obviously a coward. "The worst type of American. A coward with an opinion."
2006-09-29 15:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by Yit 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
I think that is only your moms boyfriend looking through the key hole.
Go ahead, open the door,i assure you he has 2 eyes and a hard-on; just waiting for you to go to sleep.
2006-09-29 15:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, your government has us protecting other countries, you are irrelevant. Also you are expendable if you not pay taxes.
Hope this helps.
After considering everyone's answers. Are you Fist Fu*king in the closet??? My God man, use a dang Sock!!!!
2006-09-29 15:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I think they prefer that you be eaten by the monster.
2006-09-29 15:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by retiredslashescaped1 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah they could but at least 9 of them would die in the process
2006-09-29 23:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by 7am gangster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋