A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man." "Thanks," said the boy. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my ***." With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He had not been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend. Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his ***!" "So what's your hurry," said the friend. "You still have ten minutes."
2006-09-29 14:43:24 · 18 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
2006-09-29 14:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-09-29 21:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by Clueless1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably wanted to knock some of the soot off of him first.
2006-10-01 08:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...this one is funny sounds like one i heard before but i cant think of ti rite now
2006-09-29 23:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by Lady_Envy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...hahaha.
2006-09-29 22:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-30 04:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-29 21:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by T. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one!
2006-09-29 22:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by dolphinfan116 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehehehehe!!! Cool One!!!! :))
2006-09-29 21:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by Neha j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-29 22:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋