Just say- Honey, I have something to tell you. I want you to be as calm and understanding as possible because this is very difficult for me to say. We are at a point in our relationship where I feel that I can trust you with my feelings and I want to be honest and open with you. Are you ready to hear what I have to say?----- I have an extra penis. Be prepared to show her because she will be very curious and probably fascinated. Then, just move on. Try to avoid using slang so that you don't cheapen the moment or come across as very immature. You want to appear serious and sincere.
2006-09-29 14:07:03
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answered by mad 3
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if she loves you ahe will accept you 4 who u r as a person, the real u, what's inside. Sit her down and tell her that u have something important 2 tell her, then u say that u r not normal and hope that she acceprts u 4 it.If she leaves u, she is not d one for u.
2006-09-29 14:03:09
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answered by Italian Empress 2
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Easy buy a package of Wrigley's spearmint chewing gum and say remember the jingle two two are better then one, then rip off your pants, if he/she runs away oh well if not make he/she will make good usage of both of them and spit of the Gum and go for the double does of---
2006-09-29 14:03:54
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answered by kustomflames@verizon.net 3
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Hmmmmmmm lil freudian slip there by saying "he"...and talking 'bout two of 'em and all.....fess up...you don't have a gf...but you're dreamin' bout a BF
2006-09-29 14:16:12
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answered by svmainus 7
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Dont let her find out her self 2 thats more pleasure right
2006-09-29 14:01:31
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answered by weirded out 3
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Sounds like your gf is a boy ... "he leave me".
lol. I think your boyfriend might like that.
2006-09-29 14:02:17
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answered by sarah071267 5
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DONT worry she will see the one on your forehead, before you tell her.
2006-09-29 14:03:08
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answered by KATIEKAT 4
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u better not let her find out her self.. then news will be spreading fast
2006-09-29 14:04:58
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answered by caramel chick 2
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that's kinda wierd, well if u try to have sex then i'll think she'll motice, if u don't think you'll be doin that then i guess she wouldn't care..... that's kinds wierd
2006-09-29 14:03:05
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answered by cowpie1994 2
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funny kid howd you think of that one were you watching a movie
2006-09-29 14:01:43
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answered by ziggy420 2
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