2006-09-29 13:37:44 · 15 answers · asked by Serendipity 7 in Pets ➔ Cats
I had two cats, Henry (named after Thierry Henry) and Arson, named for his ginger and white colouring. When I got Arson to the vet for his kitten injections, and to arrange for him to be neutered, my vet said "And this is.....?" I answered "Arson!". His answer was "I sincerely hope you mean the football manager (Arsene Wenger) and not the criminal offence!". I didn't have the guts to say, "Well actually no, I mean the offence (because of his beautiful ginger and white colouring) and not the football manager" so all Arson's paperwork and his chip have him rechristened as Arsene.
My cat Ollie lives in Birmingham with my parents. One day, Ollie brought us a huge dead pigeon through the catflap, just as we were sitting down to Sunday lunch with a friend of the family. Of course we petted Ollie and told him how clever he was. My dad said "He's your cat, you get rid of the pigeon!" but I hate pigeons so he ended up getting rid of it by taking it outside and throwing the dead pigeon (as opposed to the dead Parrot!) out into the bushes. About half an hour later, Ollie brought us back to the exact same dead pigeon, and again he dropped it on the floor in the kitchen for us to "admire" and he looked up at us as if to say "Do you humans think I am completely bloody stupid?!" He had us all in stitches laughing
2006-09-29 13:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by Eleanora 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A couple years ago, my old cat who was about 15 at the time (and had always had an "attitude") did something hilarious. We had been gone for a week & had left her in the house (with the neighbour checking on her daily) & didn't get around to going to change her litter box for a few days after coming home. It was fairly full by this time. When I went downstairs to change it, she ran down in front of me, jumped in the litterbox, scratched around looking for free space, and then proceeded to back up to the edge of the box, and pee over the side while looking me straight in the eye! She then yowled and jumped up and tore up the stairs at full throtle. The message was clear....don't let the litter box get too full!!! I love my cat!
2006-09-29 20:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had the most wonderful cat named Lucky years ago. I didn't realize at the time that when she brought birds into the house, that she was bringing me a love offering, I would scold her and get the bird out. One day while I was very busy in the kitchen, I heard her wanting in through the garage door. When I opened the door, their stood Lucky and beside her stood a completely unharmed friend that she brought home. It was a mouse. The two of them were just standing there side by side. Lucky looked at me like "did I do good mom?'
2006-09-29 22:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My step daughter once used a tom cat named chuck for a self defense device. Her ex boy friend came by while I wasn't home and was giving her a hard time about some stuff he gave as presents and wanted back. He tried to come in the house and she chucked Chuck on him and the cat ate him up and marked him up good. He took her to Court and the judge threw it out for lack of evidence. LOL now that was funny!
2006-09-29 20:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I am afraid I never find cats funny.
When my kids were young we watched a robin that built a nest in a bush low to the ground and then hatched her eggs. We came out one morning and found the neighbor's cat had eaten them and only the baby birds' legs were lying on the ground near the nest. Try to explain that to little kids. When I think about cats that is the story that comes to my mind. And it just is not funny.
2006-09-29 20:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well, the first answer about eggs reminded me of a story when my kitty was just a few months old. I was on a diet that required boiled eggs and boiled veggies (didn't last long). Well, I had my plate of three boiled eggs and took it to the living room, then went back for salt. When I came back, she went whizzing past me with a whole boiled egg in her mouth!! The thing was almost bigger than her head, rofl! I let her keep her prize. Of course she didn't finish it all, lol.
And with as many things as I've bought for her to play with, her absolute three fave things are crumpled aluminum foil balls, the plastic tags from new clothes, (she never swallows them, just slaps them around and chases after), and the glue from the backs of credit cards when they come in the mail (I hold it while she plays).
2006-09-29 22:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by hayaa_bi_taqwa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, several!
When I lived at my parents' house, we had a big grey cat named Bear. And I do mean BIG, as in 15 pounds or so of fur and muscle!
We would let him go out in the back yard to hunt and play. Well, one day we let him out. A little while later, I looked out and saw him crouched staring at this mocking bird who was teasing him from the clothes line. You could see how badly he wanted that bird too! And the bird knew Bear couldn't get him too, and was having the time of his life torturing him.
Bear finally gave up in disgust and tried to get up and walk away. That didn't exactly work: The bird dove at him, and he spun back around to stare at the bird a while longer.
I'm not sure how long that kept up before the two critters got tired of that game.
2006-09-29 20:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by Tigger 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years back I had a big buff colored cat named of coarse Buffy. He was a great one to watch TV. There used to be a commercial for stinky shoes, and this skunk would come out of the shoe and walk off stage. Well Buffy saw that skunk and he must have thought it was in the TV for he went scooting behind the TV to find the skunk. I laughed so hard at him, he got mad at me.
2006-09-29 20:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by snowmom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Cats are obbessed with Rolls of paper towel..no rolls are safe from them..if you leave even the end of one out..it will be in shreds later...lol
I find it funny that my cat will walk on a leash and wear clothes without a bother..hes weird he also eats eggs and corn!!
2006-09-29 20:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Reels O'Ribbon♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our old Angel was a character! She liked to stay on top of the bookcase headboard, and would jump down in the middle of the night to cuddle with us. One time, she decided that (soundly sleeping) Mommy would make a perfectly nice landing place.....and from her affronted reaction to the ***shriek*** I let out, you'd think SHE'D been the one woken up!
She also had a ridiculous fight with her mirror image in a new house---turned the corner, saw herself for the first time, and immediately tripled in size. We didn't stop laughing for about 15 minutes.
2006-09-29 23:57:37 · answer #10 · answered by samiracat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋