thoes are so 10 years ago!!!
2006-09-29 13:24:03 · 17 answers · asked by magan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah they are boring now
2006-09-29 13:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by love_30034 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs. One night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond in the 4th row stands on her chair and launches into a tirade…
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person - Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonds, but women in general, and you disguise your contempt behind a cover phrase called 'humor!' Well, I know better. I don't appreciate what you say one bit! And it isn't funny!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist stammers as he begins to apologize. The blond easily interrupts him and yells, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little **** man on your knee and if he doesn't shut up I'm gonna come up there and smash his face in!"
2006-10-02 12:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by summerbrze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares?. If you want to you can insert brunnette,redhead,or any other hair color you want to.The idea is to tell a joke without injecting a racial or religious component. People are familiar w/the concept of the DUMB BLONDE so that is the basis of the joke.We know that there are smart blondes also BUT since it is just a joke we think that even blondes shouldn't be offended, and if they are we are sorry( I don't tell blonde jokes but i DO ENJOY them(Juan S watch your back))) If you object to them the solution is simple, DON'T READ THEM. FUN IS FUN , NO MATTER HOW YOU GET OFF.
2006-09-29 16:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Blond jokes are very funny I think. If you think about it, we should actually make fun of ourselves because it makes others feel better about themselves. Maybe brunettes are going to be picked on next? Because we all know that brunettes got the smarts! Hah, just kidding. Who knows? Some blond jokes can get very annoying/boring, but seriously, who doesn't love a blond anyway????? Hope this helps, hun.
2006-09-29 14:49:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a blonde and I love blonde jokes. They are funny. But sometimes they are boring, but most of them are funny.
2006-09-29 14:41:44 · answer #5 · answered by Katherine S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blond Jokes never ever get old!!! I am sorry but they are soooooooooo funny! There are some god ones on here to!
2006-09-29 13:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Magan? Magan, listen to me, hon. STOP TRYING TO RUIN OUR FUN!
Blonde jokes rock!
What does a blonde use to practice safe sex?
A padded headboard.
M
2006-09-29 13:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a blond lady down on her success is in prefer of a few funds. she sits to herself and thinks of common how you are able to make money speedy. the she comes to a decision that the quickest way is to hit the lottery. so she prays to god that she wins the lottery. later that night whilst she returns from paintings she watches the lottery drawing basically to discover that she didnt win. so she gets down and prays back. the following day whilst she returns homestead from paintings she tunes in to the lotto back, basically to be dissapointed. so this time she have been given down on her knees and prayed the longest, and maximum trustworthy prayer shed ever prayed. next day whilst she watched the lottery she nonetheless didnt win. in simple terms as she became into approximately to kneel to desire back a voice from heaven suggested. " hiya hon help me out, purchase a value ticket!"
2016-10-15 08:50:54 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only blondes are.
2006-09-29 13:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by rebble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry but they`re soo funny!
2006-09-29 14:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope I never tire of them!
2006-09-29 17:11:22 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋