A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2006-09-29 13:16:15 · 12 answers · asked by bugguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey this is really good one!!! LoL :O)))
2006-09-29 13:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought that was fantasmagorically funny. I almost choked on my soup. Reminder to self: Never be slurping soup while reading a blonde joke.
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2006-09-29 20:23:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay that was way to harsh. Blondes get no love
2006-09-29 20:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow that mom is STUPID!!!!!! I dont 100% get the ending but all in all a good cute joke!!!
2006-09-29 20:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. LOL. Aaw! I can't help it, This blonde joke cracks me up every time! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-29 21:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok that was one blond joke I definitely haven't heard. Thanks for sharing it!
2006-09-30 00:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH TOOOO FUNNY! I SERIOUSLY COULDN'T QUIT LAUGHING!
ROLFLMAO
2006-09-29 20:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by Some one Special 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-29 20:19:58 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a terrible thing to do.
2006-09-29 20:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by Grev 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
just like my school report said... "could do better"
2006-09-29 20:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by The Dazzler 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋