A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five ******* times."
2006-09-29 13:04:16 · 13 answers · asked by bugguy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha that is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait why would he have to explain five ti.... oh ok I get it!!!
2006-09-29 13:16:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, this is pretty good no matter how many times I hear it.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
The winner of a game of hide and seek.
M
2006-09-29 20:36:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2006-09-29 21:21:37 · answer #3 · answered by grapeape199412 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats hella funny
2006-09-29 20:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
o wow! I hadn't heard this one with women in it before!
2006-09-30 00:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its good
2006-09-29 20:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Very cute! I am still laughing! I am sending this to my buddy!!!!!!!
2006-09-29 20:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
good one
2006-09-29 20:57:37 · answer #8 · answered by schmoopie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-09-29 20:08:33 · answer #9 · answered by fayem7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha....good one!!
2006-09-29 20:06:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋