2006-09-29 12:43:28 · 12 answers · asked by God 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's just an evolutionary setback.
2006-09-29 12:45:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because bushes have evolved from the trees the apes swung on but are still quite wooden and without much bark.
2006-09-29 19:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by pol 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God has a wicked sense of humor at times. Or, maybe it's a genetic flaw that made him such an incompetent fool. Don't know why he's still around. thought he would have choked on something by now but people seem to save him. So sad.
2006-09-29 19:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by when's my next vacation??? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he didn't come from apes...he is the one exception. He in this case WAS made from the dirt by his "creator" (an ape)...but it was the dirt the apes had previously pooed on as poo becomes dirt. A low-grade dirt creation...how sad.
2006-09-29 19:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We did not evolve from apes,silly God created us.
2006-09-29 20:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by sonoftheKing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is proof that evolution goes both ways.
2006-09-29 19:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he was just a rough draft before Nature created us.
Naughty.
2006-09-29 21:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by raoul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people didn't evolve from apes! next question? it takes more faith to believe that then accepting the truth that it was created. i believe in the big bang theory, God said it and BANG it happened!
2006-09-29 19:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by Lover of my soul 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Naughty! Not a nice thing to say. Not that I like the guy.
2006-09-29 19:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by The Gadfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution works in mysterious ways...
2006-09-29 19:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋