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hard enough to crush his bones?

2006-09-29 12:41:18 · 24 answers · asked by EaterOfCarpet 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

lol

carpet muncher!

2006-09-29 12:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by God 3 · 1 1

I wouldn't hug Him that hard. After all, it'd be impolite. He died for your sins, but you crushed His bones...not much of a good tradeoff there. At any rate, by the time I get around to seeing Jesus, He probably won't be in human form with crushable bones anyhow.

2006-09-29 12:44:28 · answer #2 · answered by thaliax 6 · 0 0

me na,
I rarely ever hug anyone, and have never crushed bones. Although I came very close once.

I also haven't figured out if Jesus is someone who gets a hug, or a thump on the head. Recent Christians love to point out his "snarkier" days; I hope those were the exception to the rule.

2006-09-29 12:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

EaterofCarpet...what a name! No, I wouldn't crush Him.
A bear hug maybe, but mankind hurt Him enough. My hug would be one of Love.

2006-09-29 12:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by Clem 3 · 1 0

Only if Jesus says it is ok to do so--dont think he has bones to crush as he is the holy spirit------

2006-09-29 12:49:11 · answer #5 · answered by yeppers 5 · 0 0

Well i would just because I believe that i couldn't crush his bones.

2006-09-29 15:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0 0

I would hug him and thank Him for my salvation! I wouldn't want to hurt Him by hugging too hard. We hurt Him enough every day by sinning after He gave His life for us!

2006-09-29 12:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

yes, but I would not want his bones crushed

2006-09-29 12:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by Naomi 4 · 0 0

Maybe if he looked like Johnny Knoxville lol kiddddddding ;)

2006-09-29 12:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0 0

No. I don't want all the blood oozing out of his hands all over my good T-shirt. Bleh.

2006-09-29 12:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nopes.

Maybe I would if he showered and put some cologne on, which I doubt in those days they had any. So NOPES.

2006-09-29 12:43:45 · answer #11 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 5 · 0 0

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