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2 little old men are sittin on a park bench reminising. One turnes and says to the other
"Remember when we were young and wild? We used to streak down main st buck *** naked!"

The other says "Yeah, we sure had us some laughs back then."

They sit thinking a while then the 1st turns back to the other and says "I dare you to do it again! I'll even do it with you. For old times sake, it'll be fun"

The other agrees and they strip down and head towards main st. As they go the pass a couple of old women.
"What in the world was that?!" says one.
"I don't know!" says the other "But it sure needed to be ironed!"

Ha Ha!!!

2006-09-29 12:27:49 · 25 answers · asked by magan 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

That was really cute

2006-09-29 12:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0 0

Here's another one: Three old guys with poor hearing were walking down the street, one turns to the other two and says "man, it's windy today" then the second old man says "no, I think it's thursday" and then the third man says "yeah, I'm thirsty too"

2006-09-29 19:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Funny.

2006-09-29 19:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute!
I kept thinking that they wouldn't be able to run fast enough to get away from the police!

2006-09-29 19:33:48 · answer #4 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0 0

That was cute. I,ll have to tell that one to some of my old girlfriends!!lol

2006-09-29 20:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥ L ♥~ 4 · 0 0

Cute joke, from an old person who liked it.

2006-09-29 19:29:55 · answer #6 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0 0

hehehahaha! thats funny! thank you for the good laugh! have a good weekend! ♥

2006-09-29 19:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by JESSICAluvzMIKE 3 · 0 0

Thank-you!!!That was funny.I need that laugh.That was a cute joke.

2006-09-29 19:31:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh wow that is one of the funniest things i ever read. really im serious

2006-09-29 19:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by hard times 3 · 0 0

funny

2006-09-29 22:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0 0

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