A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he went to see his doctor.
The doctor suggested that the man could solve his problem by startling himself whenever he thought that he was going to ejaculate.
So, the man went directly to a sporting goods store and bought a starter pistol. Then he went home to try the doctor's advice.
When he got home, he found his wife waiting for him on their bed,... naked! So he ripped off his clothes and began making love with her.
Eventually, they wound up in the "69" position and then the man felt an enormous urge to ejaculate, so he cranked off a few shots with his new starter pistol.
They next day, he went back to the doctor and reported his results.
He said, "It didn't work out for me, Doc! When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
2006-09-29 12:01:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The originally posted joke was removed by Yahoo because the title was considered "Adult Content". Hope that those of you that originally answered it, will answer this version.
Sorry for the inconvienence.
2006-09-29 12:06:35 · update #1
OMG Hilarious!
2006-09-29 13:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question can be answered two ways:
Whoa!! No!!That's a bad scene for ya!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
No, I don't think it will! What's up with all these deletions all of a sudden? Some that are so vulgar, they are repulsive, are still posting, and going merrily along.
A lot of really popular people are being penalized.
Where's the fairness?
2006-09-29 15:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 05:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by janski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-29 12:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-09-29 12:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what website did u get that off of
2006-09-29 12:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before still funny
2006-09-29 12:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by Daddy Big Dawg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this one.
2006-10-01 15:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am cracking up,he found out why she was naked too
2006-09-29 12:11:06 · answer #9 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was kind of weird and nasty.
2006-09-29 12:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋