how bout jesus
2006-09-29 11:55:20 · 27 answers · asked by bob l 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i know people are gonna get pissed off, but i could'nt miss an opportunity like that, imagine being in the bible for that,
book of revelations: "and he came and said: come and see,and i came and saw him punch god right on the chin...... and god went down, riseing back to the heavens after the third day of being unconsious" imagine that sh1t...........
2006-09-29 12:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by mexika_thug 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
howdy! dumbass! Umm. you have not any further any suitable in doing that! God has done now no longer some thing yet good on your existence! each and every challenge takes position for a reason! He does no longer do it to damage us yet to assist us interior the lengthy-time period! Theres now no longer some thing incorrect with god! So if i grow to be you i might want to close the hell up and be pleased about what you DO have! via very actuality thats all of your getting. Gos is actual. asshole.
2016-12-04 01:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would not even think of that. But because of your question and thoughts about it, may God forgive me, but if I was more mean, the only one I would punch in the kisser if YOU !!! But that would be my last resort. How could anyone even think of punching anyone or God(Jesus ) in their precious face ??
2006-09-29 14:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you kidding? Do you think anyone with that intention would even get close?
On the other hand, I would love to kiss His radiant and beautiful cheek. Now that I believe He would certainly allow. If one has an intimate relationship with Him. Many people do.
Maybe you should let go of your anger and find out what a Fantastic Being He really is. You can't have a more powerful friend than God!
2006-09-29 12:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by LL 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Depends on whose god you are talking about. If you are talking about the God of the Bible, Jesus Christ then I would say millions would not only like to punch him in the face but would crucify him again. Problem with that is this: when Jesus returns He is going to dish out judgment upon us, not vice versa. Repent and get saved. Unless you get saved then you will face His wrath. Seek His forgiveness. The true God of the Bible is a righteous, holy judge and cannot stand sin. We are all born with sin and it must be judged. Unless we repent of our sins and trust Jesus to save us on the day of judgment, then we will spend eternity in Hell. Because of this gospel, many people in the world get offended and would love to destroy Jesus and the Bible, and Christianity. Christianity speaks for the truth for Jesus says that He is the way, the truth, and the life. "No one comes to the Father but by me." Jesus is the only way to Heaven. People that think they can enter heaven another way are deceived. Jesus preached this during his life on earth nearly 2000 years ago. People crucified Him because of His offense to the supposedly holy people of that era: The Pharisees. But Jesus laid down his life by himself and took it up again by himself. He is resurrected and sits at the right hand of the Father. The world hates Jesus because He convicts the world of its sin. Man loves darkness (sin) instead of light (truth) because their deeds are evil.
2006-09-29 12:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I was reported to abuse for suggesting God should visit hell. I think you went beyond me. Spirituality is so subjective why do people get so upset about it. You can hump my spouse, beat my dog and steal my car but don't say anything bad about Jesus.
2006-09-29 12:06:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ned 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If there is a god, it is not the wretched anthropomorphic tantrum thrower of the middle eastern monotheisms, and I wouldn't blame such a being for the stupidity of those who imagine god in their own image. The authentic Jesus, not the mystical man-god of John, but the itinerant rabbi of history, would be welcome in my house.
2006-09-29 12:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Of course I wouldn't. I would punch neither. What I WOULD punch is the DEVIL! Why would you ask a question like that? Even if you're not a Christian. + Your wasting your points!
2006-09-29 11:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by koolgrl44 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
No one has arms long enough to box with God.
2006-09-29 12:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Pearly Gator 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can't blame the teacher for your inability to learn. You can't blame your mother for giving you a name you don't like. You can't blame your doctor because he diagnoses a terminal illness in you. Likewise, you can't blame God for your inability to understand the Bible.
Get help.
2006-09-29 11:59:47 · answer #10 · answered by north79004487 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋