Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey.No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead
2006-09-29 11:47:00 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohh and if this hurts anyones feelings sorry
2006-09-29 11:47:27 · update #1
lol....that was pretty good.....never heard it b4
2006-09-29 11:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-09-29 11:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice apologie!!!!! I dont get it either! Sorry! The end makes little sence to me! Cute though
2006-09-29 13:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I've heard that one before, but it's still kind of funny
2006-09-29 12:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's Funny!! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-29 15:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I guess he couldn't resist the temptation.
2006-09-29 11:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. It's kind of gross but funny.
2006-09-29 11:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm really really sorry but somehow I don't get this joke even tho it sounds like a good one.
wait... oh now I get It!!! LMAO!!! THAT'S SICK BUT FUNNY!!!
2006-09-29 11:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah heard it before
2006-09-29 11:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by TheOnlyOne_05 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! That's was a good one
2006-09-29 11:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by caramelflava313 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋