2006-09-29 11:22:13 · 18 answers · asked by bob 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry you are under sixteen hands
2006-09-29 11:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by getmeout2001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, why the long face? " Horse says,"I need a beer". Bartender(seeing a way for a fast buck)," OK, that's $15".
Horse grumbles a bit but pays. Bartender," You know, I don't see many horses drinking in here".Horse<" At $15 a beer, I can see why!"
2006-09-29 11:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
bet u i can make u laugh and cry at the same time the hores sys go on the ,so the bartender whispers in his ear and the horse starts crying so the bartender whispers again and the starts p*****g himself laughing....1 of the punters said wot the fuk did u say to him bartender says first i told him he's 1 ugly fuk then i told him my dik was bigger than his
2006-09-29 13:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by jemima g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We've got a bottled of whisky here with the same name as you.
2006-09-29 11:26:25 · answer #4 · answered by Alexci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can I offer you a bucket with that beer? I give credit for recycled Budweiser.
2006-09-29 14:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by slivers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the long face
2006-09-29 11:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by sarah p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We've got a whisky named after you.
2006-09-29 11:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi there mr horse, do you know a fella called bob on yahoo answers? I know several replied mr horse, which one do you mean?
The one who asks stupid f.u.c.k.i.n.g questions trying to be funny. Oh that bob, yes i agree, he is a t.w.a.t!!!!!!!
2006-09-29 11:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
feck me bob what a great joke where did you get that
the daily star
2006-09-29 11:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats with the long face?
2006-09-29 11:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by Rach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, why the long face?
2006-09-29 11:34:00 · answer #11 · answered by peggy b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋