Do you have a weird substitute for a swear word?

Question

For example, Wallace from Wallace & Gromit says, "Cheese and crackers!" I say "Cheese fries!" in place of the "S" or "F" words if I'm in a situation I can't let the real words fly.... My cousin uses foreign substitutes. And the tourettes syndrome guy (have you seen his videos?) seems fond of saying "Bob Saget!" LOL

I forgot, my older cousins used "Smurf" as a catch-all bad word (my uncle sooo did not approve! LOL)

Answer 1

One of my friends used to use smurf too, her favorite was "smurf you!" I had another friend who used to say, "oh cleavage!" and "dang-shiz-heck-sludge"
one of my relatives used to say "oh SUGAR!!!" and me and my brother just say whatever comes to mind, his favorite seems to be "fart monkeys" my favorites are "barf nuggets", "french bread" and "smell!!!" i'll say, "oh smell" or "you're just a smell." or even "what the smell!?!" I also say "schucks-a-darn-it!"

Answer 2

I do indeed, and sometimes they are more fun to say then the swears themselves :)

Mah-huzzah-fuzzer
Fug (and variations like Fugger, Fug it, Fugnut, etc.)
Jeebuz (that one bugs the hell out of x-tians)

I also make a lot of undescribable sounds that no one can understand, but they know what I want to say, and I'm quite fond of cussing in German, Spanish, Cantonese, French and Cree :)

Answer 3

ill let you guess the meanings..don't get offened.

1. Ham Shank = w???
2. Single fish = going to toilet for a ????
3. Duck = f???

Try to make your own using rhyming slang much more fun and people will understand what you mean....also use it for non-swear as well ie Scooby Doo=clue.. have lots of fun....

Answer 4

Barnacles! Tarter Sauce! (from Sponge Bob). I like fudge and fark.

Answer 5

BS-Britney Spears
F***- Fudge
Sh*t-Poopbutt (don't even ask abt this one)
A$$hole-sphincter(it is the scientific word)
or i juss cuss out in french, hindi, or the few vietnamese words i know

Answer 6

I say freakin or frickin. Sometimes followed by the letter A. Like frickin-a

Answer 7

Yes, my daughter-in-law put a stop to my swearing so whenever I need to say "son of a bit**" I have to substitute with "son of a bench" or "what a bench"- it truly does sound better!

Answer 8

My entire youth group uses the word 'Fish' instead of F and it can prove highly amusing. I.e "you Fisherman!!!", "oh Fish" and the likes. Especially as we can shout it really loud without offending anyone.

Answer 9

I use "Arugula!" It sounds like it could be a swear word in another language, but it's just a vegetable. It usually makes me - and other people - laugh.

Answer 10

People should stick with the genuine article rather than watering everything down. The only one I sorta like is EFFIN.

Answer 11

I say "cheese and rice" instead of Jesus Christ. I also like saying Nutters as a catch all.