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Then where the heck is the 'after life' email service, darn it? It's not that hard of a concept if people still exist and they now live in a magical land! If "he" can do anything, then get with it already.

2006-09-29 10:47:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I don't want experiences with your god, I want text conversation with my loved ones. But if it's still in the stone age, then the delay is understandable.

2006-09-29 10:54:03 · update #1

Hey no generalizing, never said I hate you.

2006-09-29 11:06:51 · update #2

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Hardly a good arguement. Heaven is still working in the stone age man! They have no electricity, and you are forced to shyte in an outhouse..... But at least God allows you to use the US Constitution as toilet paper.....

2006-09-29 10:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 1

That reminds me of a joke I heard...

An elderly pastor living in Colorado dies. At the same time a young couple purchase a home in Florida. The Pastor's wife's email and the other wife's email are only one letter off. The husband goes down to Florida to make sure everything is going according to plan and sends his wife an email...

Everything is prepared for your arrival next week.
Miss you. Make sure you pack light weight clothing, it's really hot down here.

This was sent to the Pastor's wife mistakenly.

2006-09-29 17:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Just because God CAN do anything doesnt follow that God WILL do everything. And he seldom caters to the whims of people that dont believe him and hate his children.

2006-09-29 18:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Who needs email when you can have a one on one experience with God in prayer?

2006-09-29 17:51:41 · answer #4 · answered by Monique 3 · 1 1

Because he can do anything doesn't presume he will do anything.
Considering your arrogant scepticism, he probably wouldn't read your e-mail, or write you one either. He has given, to his people, a very good account of the power, wisdom, and character of himself, and his son - it is called the BIBLE.

2006-09-29 18:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by Lionel Ledbetter 2 · 0 1

you have mis stated this power. Actually when properly expressed it is He can do anything He wants to.
That may give you a clue as to your question

2006-09-29 17:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 1 0

Perhaps they don't want communications with you. It's not like we spend much time talking to semen and ova.

2006-09-29 17:59:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hello Taurus Fire Bull.. :)

Here is a Love Letter to you from God.. :)

http://fathersloveletter.com/fllnarration.html


In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)

2006-09-29 17:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0 3

God doesnt take orders from you....he is busy planning things

2006-09-29 17:51:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

No need for e-mail. We will look upon His face and walk with Him and Talk with Him, And He will tell us we are His own.

Acts 2:25 - For David speaketh concerning him, I foresaw the Lord always before my face, for he is on my right hand, that I should not be moved:

Acts 6:15 - And all that sat in the council, looking stedfastly on him, saw his face as it had been the face of an angel.

Acts 7:45 - Which also our fathers that came after brought in with Jesus into the possession of the Gentiles, whom God drave out before the face of our fathers, unto the days of David;

Acts 17:26 - And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth, and hath determined the times before appointed, and the bounds of their habitation;

Acts 20:25 - And now, behold, I know that ye all, among whom I have gone preaching the kingdom of God, shall see my face no more.

1 Corinthians 13:12 - For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

1 Corinthians 14:25 - And thus are the secrets of his heart made manifest; and so falling down on his face he will worship God, and report that God is in you of a truth.

2 Corinthians 3:7 - But if the ministration of death, written and engraven in stones, was glorious, so that the children of Israel could not stedfastly behold the face of Moses for the glory of his countenance; which glory was to be done away:

2 Corinthians 3:13 - And not as Moses, which put a vail over his face, that the children of Israel could not stedfastly look to the end of that which is abolished:

2 Corinthians 3:18 - But we all, with open face beholding as in a glass the glory of the Lord, are changed into the same image from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord.

2 Corinthians 4:6 - For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

2 Corinthians 11:20 - For ye suffer, if a man bring you into bondage, if a man devour you, if a man take of you, if a man exalt himself, if a man smite you on the face.

Galatians 1:22 - And was unknown by face unto the churches of Judaea which were in Christ:

1 Corinthians 13:12 - For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.

1 Corinthians 14:25 - And thus are the secrets of his heart made manifest; and so falling down on his face he will worship God, and report that God is in you of a truth.

2 Corinthians 3:7 - But if the ministration of death, written and engraven in stones, was glorious, so that the children of Israel could not stedfastly behold the face of Moses for the glory of his countenance; which glory was to be done away:

2 Corinthians 3:13 - And not as Moses, which put a vail over his face, that the children of Israel could not stedfastly look to the end of that which is abolished:

2 Corinthians 3:18 - But we all, with open face beholding as in a glass the glory of the Lord, are changed into the same image from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord.

2 Corinthians 4:6 - For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

2 Corinthians 11:20 - For ye suffer, if a man bring you into bondage, if a man devour you, if a man take of you, if a man exalt himself, if a man smite you on the face.

Galatians 1:22 - And was unknown by face unto the churches of Judaea which were in Christ:

Revelation 6:16 - And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:

Revelation 7:11 - And all the angels stood round about the throne, and about the elders and the four beasts, and fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God,

Revelation 9:7 - And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.

Revelation 10:1 - And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire:

Revelation 11:16 - And the four and twenty elders, which sat before God on their seats, fell upon their faces, and worshipped God,

Revelation 12:14 - And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.

Revelation 20:11 - And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.

Revelation 22:4 - And they shall see his face; and his name shall be in their foreheads.

2006-09-29 18:07:51 · answer #10 · answered by deacon 6 · 0 1

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