It's true.
Barney is well-described with the following phrase:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
The old Latin alphabet used the letter 'V' in place of 'U', therefore the above phrase is modified to:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Letters that do not represent Roman numerals are removed:
CV-- -V--L- DI----V-
Add up the Roman numerals of the remaining letters:
C + V + V + L + D + I + V
100 + 5 + 5 + 50 + 500 + 1 + 5 = 666, which is the Number of the Beast
Therefore, Barney is Satan
HAIL BARNEY
2006-09-29 10:36:34 · 8 answers · asked by Je$u$ 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Barney is hell. I've seen the show.
2006-09-29 10:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've known that for years.
Here's more proof:
http://www.textfiles.com/art/barney.txt
I hate you, you hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
And the blood will spill out over the floor,
This dinosaur will sing no more...
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2006-09-29 11:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, and when he takes off his suit...it's George Walker Busche(original spelling.) Count the letters. The anti-Elijah was Ronald Wilson Reagan.
2006-09-29 10:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney isn't cute. He is irrating and the AntiChrist would pick a costume that wouldn't make his butt look so big. LOL...
2006-09-29 10:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by James C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney Fife ? I don't believe it
2006-09-29 10:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the love of the children we must do something to stop this!!!
2006-09-29 10:50:41 · answer #6 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Stop it...you're killing me...
2006-09-29 10:41:14 · answer #7 · answered by Scott M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-09-29 10:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋