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She's also been really moody lately. Not eating my romantic dinners. Is she on her period? I can rush to the store and get her some tampax!!

2006-09-29 10:34:17 · 58 answers · asked by sexgod 1 in Pets Cats

58 answers

sick of real p.ussy then m8.........

2006-09-29 10:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 2 3

Here's the answer. You are some kind of goof ball. Too much spare time on yer hands. You may have more fun masterb8ting than coming up with crazy questions. :O) I am not criticizing... I figured the only way to answer a crazy question was to give a crazy response. :)

2006-09-30 19:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Its Me 2 · 0 0

I hope she turns round and sinks her claws deep in your d i c k, you must be a real sad lonely scrap of humanity if you have to post questions like that to perk up your miserable existence. Go get some help to get a life

2006-09-29 11:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by Evvywev 2 · 1 0

Oh, fake pervert kitty-molesting attention-seeker...

Ya really wanna broadcast how no real woman wants anything to do with ya? ..or based on the remainder of your comment, how little you know about female physiology?

If you're gonna be outrageous, try being at least a bit funny, pal.

2006-09-29 10:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by R.Me 2 · 5 1

It is pretty sad that someone would even put something like this out there. I'd guess your age at about 5 since this is about the age kids start getting curious about sex.

2006-09-29 10:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by spunkyshell2000 3 · 3 1

Be careful, depending on her tone it may well be translated as get lost freek go do the Rottweiller next door as fast as a steam train baby.

2006-09-29 10:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by millerman022002 3 · 0 1

You are one sad person and shouldn't be allowed to keep pets. Leave your cat alone and go and get a life!

2006-09-30 00:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Last time i checked animals couldn't use a computer so I'm guess the one posting this is a person. 1st of I'm pretty sure you cant have inter-species sex and 2nd maybe instead of sex you should pet her.....but then again its "just a suggestion"

2006-09-29 10:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by bananaxpancake 1 · 3 1

You know who's really good at translating cat speak? The RSPCA. Ring and ask them.

2006-09-29 10:49:47 · answer #9 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 5 0

omg!!!thats so sad ur a freak get a life dont have sex with ur cat thats sad get a dummy

2006-09-30 12:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by cheeky 2 · 1 0

I recommend you Forest4eva2007's Cat.

2006-09-29 10:41:43 · answer #11 · answered by andy14darock 5 · 1 1

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