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At my son's school, they removed "spaghetti and meatballs" from the menu. My son went to school with his full pirate reggalia, and they sent him home to change. He was answering questions in class in pirateese and the teacher gave him detention.

Why are his religious freedoms being systematically stripped form him at school? The school didn't even recognize the start of RAmendan on Sept. 19th!

Be touched by his noodly appendage.

2006-09-29 10:27:47 · 9 answers · asked by lenny 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

On talk like a pirate day? NOOOO!

Avast thar, matie!!!

It's possible the Pastafarians are so persecuted because Dr. Atkins teaches that carbs are bad. It's a big fat lie, but everyone believes him.

2006-09-29 10:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 1 0

Aww, I am so sorry for your son. May the school be blessed by His noodly appendage.

RAmen

2006-09-29 10:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1 0

You can blame it all on that damn Al Dente and his cohort Kraft who is promoting Mac & cheese, terrible. There are a lot of vermin in your celli so don't worry your son will come out ok, Aye Matey. I too grieve at the lack of respect for RAMENdan celebrations but all of us have our cross to bear.

Anyway hang in their as they say "don't let your pasta get too limp" and have a great day.

2006-09-29 10:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by white61water 5 · 1 0

Don't worry, the son of FSM was boiled for our sins, so we are saved.

Unless we sit in the fridge too long, then we get tossed.

2006-09-29 10:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would say that you'd have to have documented practice of these "rituals" in order to get enyone to acknowledge these things as religios practices. So start there.

2006-09-29 10:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by topher 4 · 0 0

Awesome analogy

2006-09-29 10:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The FSM, his noodly grace be upon us all, will not be pleased with such discrimination!

2006-09-29 10:29:36 · answer #7 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0 0

hillarious lady,
real funny.
>_<

2006-09-29 10:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

BASTARDS!!

2006-10-01 08:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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