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Fatherly Explanation

Son (S): Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father (F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!

S: Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
F: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else comes over and digs in your nose, do you like it??

S: Why can women not have sex when they are menstruating?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it??

S: Why do men not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

S: Why is making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S: What is an orgasm?
F: The same as sneezing, but the other way round

S: Is it true that women love big d***s?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb?

2006-09-29 10:12:32 · 19 answers · asked by sylesh3 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

The analogy is comedy, but in actuality...is picking your nose really as pleasurable as making love?!?
You know what's another "good feeling".... cleaning your ear out with a Q-TIP! lol

2006-09-29 11:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by dimplez23 3 · 0 1

That's not even remotely funny. How is that funny? If making love is as enjoyable as digging in your nose, then one of two things is going on here. Either you're having sex all wrong, or you pick your nose differently than everyone else on the face of the planet.

2006-09-29 18:05:15 · answer #2 · answered by RedneckBarn 5 · 0 1

Hey sounds really happy .Where did you find this conversation if you wrote congratulations it is really creative .Hey I am really happy and I am finding new ways of getting over rheumatoid and it is disadvantages .Cortisone doses and cortisone and testosteron combinations .How to use vitamin cures with and when to take pills.

2006-09-29 19:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by xeibeg 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha Ha. And the next time someone flips me the index finger, I'll know what they mean!!!

2006-09-29 17:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0 0

LOL. That's some analogy! LOL.

Good joke! Kudos!

2006-09-29 22:38:34 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

That's so funny! Made my Friday afternoon!!

2006-09-29 17:18:40 · answer #6 · answered by gijenni 2 · 0 0

Great, Very funny.

2006-09-29 18:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by cremcharl 3 · 0 0

Good one LOL. Enjoy your weekend.

2006-09-29 17:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0 0

Oh i learned a lot 2dy, ha ha

2006-09-29 17:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

funny

2006-09-30 04:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by Robert 3 · 0 0

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