An old guy was sitting on his porch watching the world go by. One day, he sees George walked by with a roll of chicken wire under his arm. The old guy asked, "What ya doing with that chicken wire there George?"
George replies, "I got me some chicken wire and I am going to get me some chickens."
About an hour later George walks by with two chickens under his arm.
The next day George walks by again with a roll of duct tape under his arm. The old guy says, "Hey George. What ya doing with that there duct tape?"
George says, "I got me some duct tape and I'm going to get me some ducks."
Sure enough, about an hour later George comes by with two ducks under his arm.
The third day George comes by with a bunch of pu-ssy willows under his arm. The old man says, "Wait a minute George! I'm going with you!"
2006-09-29 09:51:33 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha 10!!
2006-09-29 09:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 7 out of 10. How about this one?
The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Katie or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Katie came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached
her and said: "Katie, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like **** this morning."
2006-09-29 09:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by Gur8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that became into exceptionally solid, I supply a 6 out of 10 Thats solid nonetheless! a 10 could be a shaggy dog tale so humorous i might would desire to envision my pants, and hten might tell each and every physique I knew, not approximately checking my pants, concerning to the shaggy dog tale.
2016-10-15 08:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Lmao ..The Old man Is Going To Get some
..Haha lol.
Thanx Pd lol
Hmmmmm 9/10
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2006-09-29 11:35:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good! I'd give it a 6 out of 10
2006-09-29 09:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by naughtykitty94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny. 9/10
thanks 4 thickle !!
2006-09-29 09:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL old men just wanna have fuun!
2006-09-29 09:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by Sonnenrad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That kinda was funny.
2006-09-29 10:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dramma Queen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ones funny....everyone loves them so P willows...
Broc
2006-09-29 09:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute!!
2006-09-29 09:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋