Whats the most embarrassing thing you have done while drunk?

Answer 1

I don't remember

Answer 2

I agreed to become the Potentate of Deriobar. Now I have 200 wives, more camels than you can shake a stick at and a natty line in turbans. My first minister is a capuchin monkey and I live on a diet of candlenuts and dried anchovies. Sometimes I think I must be the luckiest man alive but this is just a delusion. The lead pipes of the castle plumbing is slowly driving me mad.

Answer 3

Cant remember exactly what happened but a few of us ended up being barred from Ripley,Derbyshire for life.Which was a bugger for Spider cos he`d just bought a house there.There was a lot of drink,and lsd involved
the day after we went down to the Classic bike show at stoneleigh,the van blew a sparkplug out,and we ended up getting a lift to a garage by the plod even though we all reeked of beer,think it was to get us out of town quicker

Answer 4

I took off running at a really cold winter night. No jacket. Along the way I found a dictch and started swimming in it. I was laughing, crossing the streets at everyblock. Went into stores and asked them if I could use the phone. When I got home, I took a cold shower with my suit on and went to sleep. I didn't get hungover, sick just the bad feeling!!!

Answer 5

I was desperate for a 'tinkle' I was very very very drunk and saw a tree - thinking that I could hide discretely behind it to do my number 1 - My friends were yelling me but I hadn't finished - the rest was a bit of a blur as all I could remember was being sick on someones shoes.

The next day with a splitting headache my friends explained it wasn't a random tree it was the centre piece of someones garden, and with the racket my friends were making trying to stop me relieving myself there, the owner of the property came outside, and I was sick on his shoes! Needless to say i rarely walk passed that house any more!

Answer 6

Got denied entrance to a Judas Priest concert because I was too drunk. Then I fell down and couldn't get up. 4 of my drunk friends dragged me back to the car by my arms and legs - banging my head on the ground the whole way.

Oh and there's the time I pissed in my friend's laundry basket.

Answer 7

That would be the night I invited lots of people back to my house for a feast of ham sarnies n toast...I took the fat off all the ham...ate the ham and made the sarnies out of the fat and handed them round. 3 people were sick right there and then and I spent the rest of the time trying to clean up the barf, but barfing myself as I went. Still can't look a ham sarnie in the crust...Gross. Pebble-dashed and steaming I was !!

Answer 8

I don't know about most embarrassing, but I went swimming in Fountain Square in Downtown Cincinnati...twice in one night. And I went back to the bar dripping wet.

In college my best friend and I had a "shot" contest and after we had way to many I spilled "Harry Buffalo" on the frats pool table...we left before anyone found out. On the way home we stopped at the hospital to pee, my friend forgot to pee and when we got outside she sat on a snow pile and peed her pants...when we got back to the dorm she took off her pants and walked into the hall in just a t-shirt...thank goodness it was a long one.

Answer 9

Fell down a full flight of steps and then again in the middle of the street! That was a long, long time ago, thank goodness. I learned my lesson!!!!!

I once worked with an attorney (associate level) who jumped on a table at the Christmas party, cursed out the Sr. Partner at our law firm and then ran down the street jumping on and off of cars. The next week he was essentially that partner's gopher. A few weeks later, he resigned. Can you say, "IDIOT"?!

Answer 10

I was at bar and was plastered, I found out the next time I went to the bar that I was grabbing my friends moms breast....he wasn't there, I just happened to have run in to her and her friends...I don't remember doing that but everyone said the same thing......Its to bad that I cant remember because she is very good looking and probably wears a DD bra.....damn

Answer 11

While in a drive thru at Burger King, I picked all the flowers from the garden around the menu stand. I then proceeded to give them to the cashier at the window and said, "Here you go, I picked these for you."