A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs
down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.
The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab.
The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink.
The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
2006-09-29 09:14:46 · 14 answers · asked by grant212021 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
readers digest is gay btu the joke actualyl made me crack a smile...nice work...damn drunks, what would the world be without them...a little boring i think....go drunk peoples
Broc
2006-09-29 09:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That joke actually appears in this month's Reader's Digest.
2006-09-29 09:17:37 · answer #2 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. happened to me a couple of times i must admit!!!
2006-09-29 09:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-09-29 09:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-09-29 09:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Thats a good joke! It made me laugh!! Thanks for making my day that much better<3
=)
2006-09-29 09:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie,, ha ha
2006-09-29 09:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very cute. hahahahaha
2006-09-29 09:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by someones sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! that's cute
2006-09-29 09:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by Twynnone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DRUNK=DUMB yea that happens
2006-09-29 09:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋