At my first job, i was wired with a microphone, preparing for a conference, and I thought I'd surreptiously let one rip and the folks in the audience would never hear it because we were in a theater. So i bent down, and PPRRTTT there it went on the mic...
2006-09-29 09:04:47
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answered by FavoredbyU 5
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i was at the airport waiting for my flight
i was reading a book
and had a packet of candy bars
a lady came next to me
so suddenly she started eating from the packet
i didnt say anything and ate bar
then did she
then did i
and each time i took a bar she did the same
and when i look to her
she smile
there was on bar left
when i raced to take it
she is the one who got it
then she cut it in half
and gave it to me while she was yet smilling
actually i was angry
so my flight was announced and left with no words
as i sat on the plan
i wanted to put my book in my bag
where i found the candy bar packet
and the one i was eating from
was the lady's packet
she was on the same plane so i went to her
offering my packet
i really felt so stupid and embarressed though i laughed alot
2006-09-29 16:13:54
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answered by alexandre 3
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I fell down the steps at a Motley Crue concert 20 years ago.
2006-09-29 16:04:07
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answered by . 5
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Grabbing a woman's hand that was next to me thinking it was my wife. She was there one moment then gone the next and I didn't realize she walked away and I just reached over and grabbed this ladies hand. Her hair and height were the same and they both had on jeans and white shirts.
Woman took it well but I was embarrassed.
2006-09-29 16:07:38
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answered by James C 3
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Walked out of the ladies room and through the office with my dress tucked into my pantyhose. I was 16... it was a summer job.
2006-09-29 16:05:12
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answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6
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I watched my brother puke down the ac vent at the church we went to. No one was around. I told my brother he should go home. When the service was on,(sunday school) it started to warm up....so they put on the ac.....I covered my nose and mouth by burying it into my chest. A friend of mine was asking me what the hell are you doing......as I was giggling I said wait for it.........a lot of people tossed their breakfast that day at church.
2006-09-29 16:06:59
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answered by John M 3
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I almost made fun of this guy for wearing what I thought was some kind of trendy arm-length emo glove. Turns out he was a burn victim! Close one....
2006-09-29 16:20:06
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answered by mutterhals 4
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ummmm, I watched Butthead get his weiner caught in a vacuum hose once. hmm hmm hmhmmmmm
2006-09-29 16:04:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Mooned my grandmother. Mooned my grandmother.
2006-09-29 16:06:12
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answered by RM 2
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Believed in god
2006-09-29 16:03:26
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answered by Om 5
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