2006-09-29 08:57:32 · 18 answers · asked by LoLa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her *** to be the 10th planet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the *****!!!!!
Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like **** !!
Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and ***** comes back for more.
Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo momma is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow.
Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!
Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on.
Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed.
Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.
Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed!
Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she'll blow
Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.
Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left.
Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.
Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it
Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!
Yo momma's got more mileage then a New York city taxi.
Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face.
Yo momma's so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a baseball bat.
Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!
Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!
Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
Yo momma's like a pie, everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!
Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
Your momma's like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride.
Yo momma's got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's cumming.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama so skinny her pyjamas only have one stripe.
Your mommas so ugly the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture.
You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago.
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Your mother is so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.
Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mamma so old she has the autographed version of the Bible.
Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!
Yo momma so ugly all the neighbours pitched in for curtains.
Yo momma's so short she did a suicide jump off the curb.
Yo momma's so short, you could see her feet on her driver license.
Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a *****.
Yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
2006-09-29 20:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jules 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mean Yo Mama Jokes
2016-10-05 10:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by cinthia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 12:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what ones would be old to you-but here are a couple of my favorites
Your mama's so fat that when she wears high heels, she strikes oil
Your mama's so nasty she has to put salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
2006-09-29 09:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Hestia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so black she got marked absent at night shool
2006-09-29 09:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here are my personal faves (i made up most of them)-(but if u heard it i didn't know it was around)
yo momma's teeth are so yellow she is the maker of 'i can't believe its not butter!)
yo momma is so ugly, when she wen't to make a peanut butter sandwhich,peter pan ran away!
yo momma is sooooooo stupid, when the judge said order in the court she said 'ill take a hamburger and a biggie size frie!'
2006-09-29 10:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so hairy , it look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock under each arm.
2006-09-29 10:35:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she takes two time zones.
yo momma is like the national railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
yo momma is like a flat board panel, easy to nail.
yo momma is so poor when i steped on a skate board, she said get off the family vehicle.
yo momma is poor she never saw fifty cent, and i ain't talking about the rapper.
yo momma is so stupid she thought dunkin dounut is a basket ball team.
yo momma is so fat that when she wore red, kids called kool aid!
yo momma is so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said you phone number.
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.
yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a nike shoe and made it look like nickelodeon.
yo momma is fat she saw a bus full of white kids, she said stop that twinkie!
yo momma is so hairy she got afro's around her ni****s.
THAT'S ALL I GOT, ALL MINES' ,NO SOURCE. HAHAHAHA LOL
2006-09-29 09:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by bobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat when I was done having sex with her I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her.
2006-09-29 09:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by G-man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck
Yo Momma is so fat that when she stands on a street corner, a cop comes over and says "Allright break it up here"
Yo Momma is so fat that when she goes to McDonalds you can go out and watch the sign change. "Over 1 billion sold...over 2 billion served..."
I wanted to have sex with your momma but she was so fat that I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
I wanted to have sex with your momma but she was so fat that I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot
2006-09-29 19:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋