One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love.
After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks,
"What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"
"No", the bride replies.
"Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope
2006-09-29 08:31:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fleadh; the question is; did you hear it?!
can you read?
thanx everybody else
2006-09-30 07:11:35 · update #1
If I was at level 2 already I'd give you a thumbs up!
2006-09-29 08:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-29 09:47:15 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-29 08:41:33 · answer #3 · answered by Papa John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't resist,had to read it. TOOOO cute. I'm calling a friend in Oklahoma as soon as I send this!
2006-09-29 08:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-09-29 08:59:01 · answer #5 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ba doomp chshhhh!
that's supposed to be the sound of a rim shot----
2006-09-29 08:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, thats funny??! What is the Question
2006-09-29 08:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha =0)
2006-09-29 08:34:16 · answer #8 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-29 08:34:56 · answer #9 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-29 22:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋