A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his neighbor,
an attractive blond, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it and slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mail box
and again opened it, slammed it shut and angrily went back into her
house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again,
marched to the mail box, opened it, slammed it shut-harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which
she replied, There certainly is!"
(Are you ready? .... this is a beauty.....)
"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'You've got mail'."
2006-09-29 08:21:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG that is Like soooo funny!!!
Good One!
Luv Ya
2006-09-29 08:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke but I think you should have posted this in the Jokes & Riddles Section not Family & Relationship Section! (this is only a suggestion) I give you joke a 10/10
2006-09-29 15:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but next time don't set the joke up with that "Are you ready? This is a beauty" stuff.
2006-09-29 15:35:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice delivery...
lol
2006-09-29 15:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats too funny! Very good..loved it!
2006-09-29 15:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by oxygenO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde too, so I know how she feels
2006-09-29 15:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by babigrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-29 15:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by teulonbranchlibrary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha ive heard that lol guess you have lilke me now? lol
2006-09-29 15:28:38 · answer #8 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!....*high five*.... good one, i think i've heard that before...but that was funny, thank u.. it made me laugh
2006-09-29 15:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Meow♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-29 15:27:55 · answer #10 · answered by slapboxer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋