You're riding an elephant. There's a giraffe in front of you going the same speed, making it impossible to pass. Also, there's a kangaroo on your left - same speed, can't pass it. On your right is a steep cliff - if you fall, you die. Behind you is a rhino - of course, doing the same speed & there's no way around him. If you just stop, he'll trample you. How do you get out of this predicament?
(Answer is below...don't look if you don't want to know...)
Get your drunk a*s off the carousel!
2006-09-29 07:59:22 · 10 answers · asked by Grá 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was pretty darn funny!
2006-09-29 08:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by KimmyFern 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake Up!
2006-09-29 15:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's an oldie, but goodie! LOL. LOL.
Have a great Saturday!
2006-09-30 10:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. made me laugh.
2006-09-29 15:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Nicole M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is funny too!
2006-09-29 15:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by Terry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.... never would have guessed
2006-09-29 15:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, made me laugh
2006-09-29 15:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it
2006-09-29 15:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny. Thanks for a good & clean joke.
2006-09-30 06:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.LOL Loved it. HAHAHA
2006-09-29 15:13:03 · answer #10 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋