"Little Red Riding Hood"
One day, little red riding hood was walking through the forest to
grandmother's house when she happened on Winnie the Pooh. Pooh warned, "Oh
my, you know you shouldn't be in the forest. The big bad wolf will see you,
throw you to the ground, and play with your breasts." Red reached into her
basket and promptly produced a .357 magnum and declared, "Oh, I think not."
"Very well then, carry on," Pooh answered.
A little farther and she saw the three little pigs. When they saw her, they
issued the same warning, "Oh, Red Riding Hood, if the big bad wolf catches
you in the forest, he will throw you to the ground and play with your breasts
and screw you little red socks off." Again, she produced the .357 magnum and
said, "Oh, I think not." The three little pigs nodded in approval.
Sure enough, the big bad wolf sees our friend and runs up to her and snarls,
"Ha ha, I've got you now. I am going to throw you to the ground and play with
your breasts and screw your little red socks off." Little Red Riding Hood
displayed the .357 and, pointing it at the wolf, proclaimed, "Oh, I think
not! You're gonna eat me like the book says!"
2006-09-29 07:50:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ok .. now that one made me laugh ... it's so good I'm going to forward it ... lol ... !
2006-09-29 07:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-29 14:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by ♥dream_angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ending is a bit tame but generally good,
2006-09-29 14:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Roti-Prata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup I like it too that was funny LMAO
2006-09-29 14:55:01 · answer #4 · answered by Terry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...I have to pass that one around
2006-09-29 14:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I like!
2006-09-29 14:52:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute... very funny
2006-09-29 14:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2006-09-29 14:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by Miss J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha i like it. very funny
2006-09-29 15:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by seilygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm
2006-09-29 14:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋