The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college.
As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard.
Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns.
Being pleased with his new facial adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.
On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a COUNT?"
Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"
2006-09-29 07:45:34 · 28 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-BREATHE-HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-09-29 07:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/5
2006-09-29 15:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by Fred K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it 7/10
2006-09-29 14:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by SneakyStilo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-29 14:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 on a scale of ten
2006-09-29 15:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by kendo2_2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it this way
A young man goes off to college in Europe. One day he emails his father and says, "Please wire me $1,000, I'm going to visit a French count". His father emails back, "Not another dime until you learn how to spell."
2006-09-29 15:25:44 · answer #6 · answered by answermann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-09-29 15:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh - a very good joke and I rate it high
2006-09-29 14:47:22 · answer #8 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny!
2006-09-29 14:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by Random-ask 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS IS SO FUNNY. YOU KNOW i went to college i cant spell either? DICTIONARIES are my friends.
2006-09-29 14:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pd...Pd....Pd....i have such high hopes for u...i love your jokes and look forward to them every day...u let me down here...but i guess not every joke can rock the place...i give it a low rating and ask u to please never mention it again
Broc
2006-09-29 14:50:27 · answer #11 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋