Prayers for Women and Men
Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
Amen.
Male Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with big boobs who owns
a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and
I don't give a "_____".
Amen.
2006-09-29 07:27:16 · 7 answers · asked by I'm crazy 4 God 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL, I am so showing this to my friends.
2006-09-29 07:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by sister steph 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my version
Change the boobs to C, just ever so slightly asymetrical, and just a bit perky...cancel the rest and give me the one who prayed the one above
2006-09-29 07:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, hope your night time prayer comes through.
2006-09-29 07:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by somebody p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about right women are a lot more discrinminating than men when it comes to a partner
2006-09-29 07:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!
I answered your atheist and bear joke first and had to click your name to see if you had anymore.
They are both hilarious. Keep it up.
2006-09-29 08:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-29 07:45:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i loved this one :o)
2006-09-29 07:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Peace 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋