A guy has a crush on a girl at his work. He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her, he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it.
After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way, he won't have to see her and won't get too excited. He ends up asking her out and she says yes.
He figures what he'll do is tie his penis to his leg so when he sees her it'll be tied to his leg and she'll never notice it.
He gets to her house. When he knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer teddy.
He kicks her in the face.
2006-09-29 07:01:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
HAHAHAHAHAHA...thanks!
2006-09-29 07:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by Patience 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not the joke section, but it's kinda funny in a stupid way.
2006-09-29 07:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the kinda gift that just keeps on givin!
2006-09-29 07:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by Karen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny dude
2006-09-29 07:08:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone needs to put that bad boy on ice!!
2006-09-29 07:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by ~fUnKyCoLdMeDiNa~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one!
2006-09-29 07:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Adam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny i liked that one
2006-09-29 07:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by astrodog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats sick you pig get a life lol
2006-09-29 07:05:20 · answer #8 · answered by carmelfude2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im confused... why did he kick her in the face???
2006-09-29 07:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO - Funny As hell.
2006-09-29 07:14:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋