2006-09-29 06:48:48 · 25 answers · asked by a_turkey 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
do all u idiots really think i do this, get a life u dumb fcuks. take a look at the other answers to see wot humour is. ever heard of "toungue and cheek"
2006-09-29 12:47:33 · update #1
I did once have a dog and I taught him to play poker. Problem was,every time he had a good hand he wagged his tail.
2006-09-29 07:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i too taught my dogs to bark on cue, so he now barks alongside with one guy and his dogs,went to mow a meadow, and how lots is that doggy in the window! super social gathering entertainer!
2016-10-18 05:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my cat wants a treat she stands on her back paws and reaches as high up the cupboard as she can, and taps the handle. It's the cutest thing - and she's got a bit tubby as a result!
2006-09-29 06:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're sick. If you stood on my tail, I wouldn't yelp. I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. I'd simply remove a piece of the leg that you used. Of course, that would give me indigestion and I'd wind up regurgitating all over your carpet.
2006-09-29 06:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by The Baron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i taught my dog to rip idiots heads of just by showing her an idiot standing on his dogs tail, its a great trick, u wanna try it
2006-09-29 09:45:09 · answer #5 · answered by petulabadula 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i taught my to talk, shes at it all the time now and the humping she does is unreal, i am sick to the back teeth now. She comes in every 5 mins with another dog.
2006-09-29 08:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cruel and the first answer was right. You are an idiot. Give you're dog to a shelter and get a life you creep.
2006-09-29 07:00:50 · answer #7 · answered by danca4life 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Anydog will yelp if you stand on its tail. Next time, I hope the dog learns to bite you.
2006-09-29 06:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by HDB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have taught my dog the art of ignoring me when called, to jump up at people constantly, sleeping on the couch was a speciality subject that i taught him, he only took about 2 minutes to learn that one and he is particularly good at licking his old nads..not bad eh???
2006-09-29 07:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a VERY CRUEL: individual and such cruelty cannot be condoned. How you would like me to train you to SCREAM very loudly using similar methods. I wouldn't because I do not believe in treating ANYTHING that way.
2006-09-29 08:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by jimmyfish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋