A guy is eating at an exclusive eatery when the waiter comes up to his table and asks if everything is okay. The man replies "Yes," but during the conversation drops his spoon on the floor. The waiter immediately pulls a spoon out of his shirt pocket.
The man asks, "Why do you carry a spoon in your pocket?"
The waiter says that the place is so busy all the time, the employees need to save time any way they can. So they did a survey and the most dropped eating utensil was the spoon. Now, all the waiters carry spoons so they don't have to go to the kitchen and get one. The man thinks that is great.
Later on, the waiter again stops by to see if everything is okay. This time, the man notices a string sticking out of the waiter's zipper. He asks what that was for, and the waiter says, "When we go to the bathroom, we just grab the string and pull it out. That way we don't have to wash our hands, thus saving us time."
"Interesting," says the man, "But how do you put it back in your pants when you're done?"
The waiter says, "I don't know about the other waiters, but I use the spoon."
2006-09-29 06:46:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL thanks for the laugh...^.^
2006-09-29 06:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by ann.natalie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut out All handling!
Get a Catheter Fitted!
2006-09-29 13:50:51 · answer #2 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny azz joke!
2006-09-29 13:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Adam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice u deserve points 4 that onr.lol
2006-09-29 13:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by q45dip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep'em coming...hahaha
2006-09-29 15:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Love it!
2006-09-29 13:48:50 · answer #6 · answered by Putt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH!! ^_^ I love this one!! Its good!! and funny too!! Nice job!!
2006-09-29 13:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by LadyHazmat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! thats hilarious
2006-09-29 13:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by polygirrrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kisses
2006-09-29 13:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by natasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, ha ha ha
2006-09-29 13:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by navymilitarybrat76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha - ha - ha. Good one!!
2006-09-29 13:49:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋