well this is a joke,from small days.......
a girl was on the beach and saw a man sun tanning and ask him what is that [pointing to his penis] shunning her off,said a bird.
hours aftre he woke up in the er,wanting to know why he is there ,asked a doctor.what i am doing here.the doctor said don't ask me ask that girl over there.
so the man called her over and ask.what happened.
she reply,
well mista ,i was playing with your bird and he spit on me.
so i i
broke his neck ,crushed his eggs and burned down his nest.
2006-09-29 06:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA--BREATHE--HAHAHAHA
2006-09-29 07:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-09-29 06:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by Knight H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a very funny joke, besides:
aftre=after
er,=could be her
mista=mister.
i when it's personal it's capitalized I
2006-09-29 06:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by alfonso 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hathats hilarious
It took me a while.
BUT FUNNY
Im gonna tell it to my friend now.
2006-09-29 06:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny
2006-09-29 06:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by tee k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww and ouch
2006-09-29 06:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by J F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-29 06:47:24 · answer #7 · answered by Jinha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha funny!!!
2006-09-29 06:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by shorty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-29 10:55:27 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-29 07:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by h_wallbanga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋