Don't you people know anything? Jesus of Nazareth is the Flying Spaghetti Monster incarnate.
In praying in Jesus's name it is glorifying His Noodly Appendage.
Can I get one RAmen?
2006-09-29 06:30:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
teach me more of this "flying spagetti monster" of which you speak; I would know more
2006-09-29 06:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Shiv 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I just posted this in your Touchdown Jesus question bit it need to be here.
Isn't it weird that I had this experience and you asked this question? Here's the story ....
I need testify about the power of the FSM. I recently upgraded my computer to Service Pack 2 and installed some serious recording software that my friend Dangus sold me. Dangus runs the nearby Guitar Center and is one of my best friends. We have had many spiritual and philosophical discussions for many years. Anyway, right before hitting the "Install" button, I asked Dangus to join me in a quick prayer to FSM for successful installation of all programs. After a brief explanation of who FSM is he agreed and we prayed, ending with a heartfelt RAmen. We hit the button and waited .....
Success!!! Praise FSM !!!!
A few days later Dangus told me someone at the store was trying to get an even better deal then you already get at G.C., so Dangus told the fella "Join in in a prayer to the FSM and let's see if he tells me to give you a better deal." The customer thought for a moment, smiled and said "I get your point, I'll take the current deal."
A deal was made because of a prayer to FSM, actual proof of the power of FSM, if not it's existence as well.
2006-09-29 06:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
RAmen!
and Left Power!
2006-09-29 06:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. He changes things to make it seem one way or another. Whatever pleases FSM. Pray one day you will be a pirate. RAmen.
2006-09-29 06:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen and a salute to Jesus's General at that!
2006-09-29 12:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, RAmen
2006-09-29 06:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. You are a heretic. Jesus the Lunatic taught subservience to God. The FSM demands critical thought.
2006-09-29 06:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwww, no. If you must pray to the FSM make sure you speak like a pirate. If you don't, he might not hear you. LOL
Ramen
2006-09-29 07:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen! And can I get one for Evolution?
2006-09-29 09:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Charles Darwin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you pray to the FSM AND to TJ Notre Dame can win this week.
2006-09-29 06:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAmen!
and may you be touched by his noodly appendage!
2006-09-29 06:36:53 · answer #11 · answered by kermit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋