7 men of good design,made a pu$$y so divine.1st a butcher full of wit,used a kife and made a slit.
2nd a carpenter big & bold, used a drill to bore a hole.
3rd a tailor tall & thin used red velvet to line it in.
4th a hunter short and stout, used fox fur to line it out.
5th a fisherman nasty as hell, threw in a fish and give it a smell.
6th a vicar name of mcgee, felt it and blessed it & said it could pee
7th a sailor a dirty old runt,sucked it and *ucked it & called it a *unt
2006-09-29 06:16:39 · 28 answers · asked by marie c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okaaaaay!
2006-09-29 06:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by penwrite5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there would desire to be extra paintings achieved to the shaggy dog tale ok heres my shaggy dog tale = naughty ok this how myne is going there became right into a sixteen year previous along with his gf and brings her back homestead then he unearths out his 9 year previous brother his asleep on the backside bunk then he and his gf circulate to genuine bunk the place they circulate to sleep then issues start to warmth up he says to her tomato for slow lettcure for instantaneous cheese great speedy mayo for new postain so then they start humping away tomato tomato she is going then lettcure letturce letturce LETTUCE CHEESE CHEESE SHE SCREAMS MAYO so with each and every of the shouting AND banging the little brother wakes up he says will u stopmaking sandwhices up there now cuz you purchased mayo all in my eye and its previous 9
2016-10-15 08:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by seelye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? They couldn't find a natural one for their own? LOL. LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-30 04:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A load of rubbish!
2006-09-29 06:20:00 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, these people had some weird ideas out of the blue!
2006-09-29 06:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by chikita_couey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That's Funny
2006-09-29 06:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by mr_nice_guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is one of the funniest jokes i've heard in a while!
2006-09-29 06:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but rude
2006-09-29 09:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by venus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-29 21:16:58 · answer #9 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-29 07:10:01 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punchline is?
2006-09-29 06:27:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋