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Well since I'm a Purdue alumni I have to go with Purdue over the Irish this week.Best of luck to you and T.J.

2006-09-29 06:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know this is about T.J. but I need testify about the power of the FSM. I recently upgraded my computer to Service Pack 2 and installed some serious recording software that my friend Dangus sold me. Dangus runs the nearby Guitar Center and is one of my best friends. We have had many spiritual and philosophical discussions for many years. Anyway, right before hitting the "Install" button, I asked Dangus to join me in a quick prayer to FSM for successful installation of all programs. After a brief explanation of who FSM is he agreed and we prayed, ending with a heartfelt RAmen. We hit the button and waited .....

Success!!! Praise FSM !!!!

A few days later Dangus told me someone at the store was trying to get an even better deal then you already get at G.C., so Dangus told the fella "Join in in a prayer to the FSM and let's see if he tells me to give you a better deal." The customer thought for a moment, smiled and said "I get your point, I'll take the current deal."


A deal was made because of a prayer to FSM, actual proof of the power of FSM, if not it's existence as well.

RAmen

2006-09-29 13:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'll let you know when I'm done praying.

I decided to cash in on that Pascal's Wager thing, but I didn't know which was the right god. So I'm going to pray to all of them, alphabetically. After all, what have I got to lose? I'm gonna gain everything =)

But I'm afraid this might take a REEEEAAALLLY long time, so I'll have to get back to ya =)

2006-09-29 13:23:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0 0

For unsaved souls of those I know and I don't know. That I amy touch someones life in ameaningful way. For all to feel the love of Jesus

2006-09-29 13:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by sfinva 3 · 0 0

for the usc trojans to go undefeated and to especially beat the tar out of notre dame!!!!!!!

2006-09-29 13:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you prayed for a football game? that should make jesus real happy that you did that and he should come thru for you. now if only there was something he could do for the starving children in africa.

2006-09-29 13:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 0 1

Another Clemson win.

2006-09-29 13:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't pray. I am a fundamental atheist, and to pray would be an abomination.

2006-09-29 13:17:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

that all can gain more wisdom and knowledge so these can be exchanged this next week and that our Church can find a new minister, priest or rabbi who will satisfy our spiritual needs.

2006-09-29 13:21:30 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

Well since you know I don't pray, could you toss one in for my Nittany Lions.. they need it more than ND!

;o)

2006-09-29 15:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0 0

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