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Question

Sing a song of six ________
A pocket full of _________
Four and twenty __________ _________
___________ in a _________
When the _________ was open
The ______(s) began to __________
Oh what a _________ _________ it is
To set before a _____________

Answer 1

Sing a song of six whores
A pocket full of loot
Four and twenty dollars stuffed in her boot
when her skirt was opened
The man began to cry
Oh what a sorry state it is
when your whore is really a GUY!!!

Answer 2

Sing a song of six packs
A pocket full of weed
Four and twenty hours and minutes
high in a tree house
When the door was open
The flies began to mate
Oh what a funny sight it is
To set before an insect porno

Answer 3

Sing a song of six-inch clitorises
A pocket full of spew
Four and twenty complete dorks
wading in a lagoon.
When the gate was open
The horses began to whinny
Oh what a lame thing it is
To set before a ninny.

Answer 4

Sing a song of six dogs
A pocket full of skittles
Four and twenty mac and cheese's
baked in a pile of fleas.
When the closet was open
The homo(s) began to dance
Oh what a juicy kiss it is
To set before a man!

Answer 5

Sing a song of six packs
A pocket full of beer
Four and twenty drunk blokes
cumming in a deer
When the deer was open
The blokes(s) began to c*m
Oh what a horrid sight it is
To set before my mum

Answer 6

Sing a song of six cents, a pocketful of pennies, four and twenty rich Republicans, pigs in a blanket, when the campaign was open, the wealthy began to pay, oh what a funny farce it is to set before an empty checkbook.

Answer 7

Sing a song of six dogs
A pocket full of cats
Four and twenty mices
in a silly hat
When the hats was open
The cat(s) began to bark
Oh what a funny day it is
To set before a dog

i dunno it was hard....

Answer 8

Sing a song of six _previous nights_that earned______
A pocket full of _sweet panties________
Four and twenty _Aged_________ _woman________
__pushed me______ in a __bed_______
When the ___my_zip_____ was open
The _woman_____ began to _suck one by one_________
Oh what a __plassure_______ ____state_____ it is
To set before a _hot babe____________

Answer 9

Sing a song of six __*****______
A pocket full of ____pussy_____
Four and twenty ____bitchy ______ ___days______
___________ in a _________
When the ______legs___ was open
The ______(s) began to __________
Oh what a _________ _________ it is
To set before a _____________

Answer 10

Sing a song of six ________ [ bleeat]
A pocket full of _________ [oorlge]
Four and twenty __________ _________ [nweet, speem]
___________ in a _________ [ zoomed, ankhed ']
When the _________ was open [ bleeat for the rest ]
The ______(s) began to __________
Oh what a _________ _________ it is
To set before a _____________