2006-09-29 04:03:11 · 38 answers · asked by sandy 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
he wasnt my child but i brought him up as my own as my mum was is he used 2 say and i have no idea were he got it from
awochamacallitanogimiflip!!!!
2006-09-29 04:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by Chrissie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the funniest thing one of my kids has said but it's the one I can actually remember!
My daughter was 4 (now 23) and my family were at the dining table eating dinner. I asked if everyone had eaten sufficient. She howled at me that she hadn't eaten any and why she was left out! She thought 'sufficient' was a dessert!
2006-09-29 21:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by koshkapushkinikov 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They say so many funny things it is hard to remember them all! Last week I took my six year old to the eye doctor for an exam, and when they put the owl eyes in front of her and did the "Which one is better, 1 or 2?" thing, she answered the first few and then she said "Actually, neither of those is very comfortable for me"....the doctor, my husband and I all started laughing!
2006-09-29 04:14:07 · answer #3 · answered by Tangled Web 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! My sister's kids are the kids with the funniest lines sometimes!! Her 7 year old told her teacher this year ( a rather portly lady I'm told) that she could be skinnier if she just had that baby!! (She's not pregnant!!)
Then her youngest went to preschool and told her teachers at share time i guess, that her mommy got new boobs 'cause her old ones deflated!! (She's had surgery to enlarge them...LOL!!!)
I'm so glad my kids don't say those things!! LOL!!! My youngest is nearly 5, and has still not grasped (or else it's just a habit) that the PORTA POTTY is not a PORKA POTTY. I chuckle at that one. porka potty....hehehe!! Goofy kid!
2006-09-29 04:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Recently my 4 year old woke up in the middle of the night and had a hard time going back to sleep. I finally took him to the recliner and sat with him, but noticed he would drift off, then wake right back up. Finally he said, "Mommy, every time I fall asleep, a dream is on."
My favorite from my 6 year old was from when his stomach was upset. I explained to him that when his poop was loose it was called diarreah. He said, "Mom, why do that give it a name that pretty when it's just poop?"
2006-10-05 16:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by Robin R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I took my 3 year old son to our local dog rescue shelter as I had been trying to explain about unwanted dogs etc, so I thought I'd go and show him. We were walking around the kennels, and it was very busy...when all of a sudden he shouted out "that silly dog is licking his big purple willy"! I looked round and there was a dog washing his bits, and clearly getting a bit aroused by it too!! I was soooo embarrassed, but everyone else thought it was highly amusing!
2006-09-29 13:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend's little girl pointing at an old man "look! He spent too long in the bath as well!". Thankfully the man didn't hear.
We had friends over with their 4 year old & somehow the guy got clipped in the testicles & grabbed his crotch & fell over wimpering - his daughter kindly advises us that "daddy doesn't like being hit in the tenticles".
2006-09-29 04:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by shirazzza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was looking at a dinosaur book and it just so happened to be my birthday and a friend of mine asked me...So, how old are you today, and before I could answer my son says, My mommy was here when we had dinosaurs!!!!!!!!!!! I am only 38. He was 4. The funny part is that he was really serious.
2006-10-06 14:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by marilynhenriksen@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my son's was 2 and half years old (now he is 27 months old) his mother stopped breast feeding( this is the best age for leaving the breast feeding) and when i came from office he said to me papa bring the new mama as she does not give me milk, and she is not good. Bring the newone so i may take milk from her.
And one day my wife was feeling pain in her fat.My little nephew (5 years old) has said aunt is feeling pain in her fat, take him to doctor (as his mom had been a child just one month ago) may she give a child(as his mom did). It made all of us laughing.
2006-09-29 16:27:25 · answer #9 · answered by moontony_2000 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When my son was 3 yrs old I put him in the bathtub with my infant daughter, as i am bathing the baby my son started panicking. He was very concerned looking in the water in the tub. I asked him what the problem was he responded that the baby lost her pee pee " penis" so he was going to find it for her. I never laughed so hard in my life
2006-09-29 05:44:14 · answer #10 · answered by kim12074 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter 8 asked me if she could get the latest barbie doll, when i said no because i had lots of debt and couldnt afford it she said "why dont you phone debt direct they'll help" Funny or a smart girl hmmm
2006-09-29 04:17:25 · answer #11 · answered by pokernutz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋