Mine is:
"There was a time when you took my breath away... but now, you're just sucking the life out of me."
I actually used this myself when I broke it off with Pamela Diane Lewis 3 years ago. She "discovered" my anxiety-depression disorder.
2006-09-29 04:01:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i had a friend who was afraid to break up with her boy friend so another friend of ours ( a male)...while we were all sitting together says to the guy "so u r going out with ginger huh" then the other guy was like "uh yeah" then our friend says "not any more your not"....it was kind of mean but really funny ...u had to see the look on the guys face!
2006-09-29 04:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by CRYSTAL S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good line, but mate, naming the woman....that's pretty uncool, innit??!!
Anyhow, a friend of mine was dumped by his girl and she said she went to church and the vicar was reading his sermon and he said 'and the light shall not mix with the dark'....because she was religious and he wasn't, she conveniently interpreted this to mean that she was the light and he was the dark, and therefore, they couldn't mix. This was her excuse for dumping him. She actually god as an excuse to dump him!! Yet she didn't mind aborting his child when she wanted to do so...despite this being against christian teachings. Double standards...or maybe just a cowardly liar. You do the math!
;-)
He's long since moved on and has a much nicer partner now.
2006-09-29 04:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by medium_of_dance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. that's no longer you; that's me. 2. "i'd fairly date your sister" 3. i'm frightened of your acquaintances. 4. i'm shifting to Afghanistan. 5. I truly have a dream... 6. "even as we were at the same time, you sometimes suggested that you would possibly want to die for me. Now that we've chop up up, i imagine you should maintain up your end of the deal!" 7. I truly have difficulty searching into both easily one of your eyes quickly... Wait...you aren't any further using those are you?
2016-12-04 00:52:27 · answer #3 · answered by crompton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was young, and his line for breaking up was, "I like to go to bars, and you can't, sorry!"
Thank god for breakups, that didn't work out like I was hoping at the time, now I am married to a much better man!
Take care!
2006-09-29 04:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my brother told his ex girlfriend she was too ugly to be seen with in public and since the state had cruelty against animals laws he would be afraid to take her in public for fear the public would try to capture her. He had just found out she cheated on him so it was understandable.
2006-09-29 04:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one! Hope I never have to hear it!! LOL
... Ya know, "this" is not working out, I thought I had feelings for you but the more time we spend together, the more I realize that its all we can be is, friends... You understand, right?
2006-09-29 04:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Katz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The dance, by garth brooks
2006-09-29 04:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by Cobra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I caught my ex having an affair.
"uhhh, yeah...get out."
Simple and to the point...I didn't lose my cool, nobody got hurt and I got the house.
2006-09-29 04:05:30 · answer #8 · answered by Glockmeister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''I really love you but its me that has the problem not you''
He was my first boyfriend in everything (kiss to hugs) and it hurt me so much and i found out that he was cheating on me. Ironically, we're friends after 4 years apart.
2006-09-29 04:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm married!! and that isn't the best it's the worst I have ever heard
2006-09-29 04:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by guess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋