A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's
face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.
So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the
skin came from. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every
time I see your mother kiss your cheek!"
2006-09-29 03:55:51 · 15 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one. I'm adding it to my collection. Thanks!
2006-09-29 04:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooops this joke had everyone in the office looking at me when I burst of laughing... Nearly got caught chuckles.
Very good
2006-09-29 11:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by Nyla 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Lmao
2006-09-29 11:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by Joshua 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That is sooooo wrong! LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-30 11:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOL!!!omg that was so cool!i'm gonna spread this joke around!
2006-09-29 10:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Stuff!!!
2006-09-29 12:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-09-29 11:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep that was pretty good:)
2006-09-29 11:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty good
2006-09-29 11:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by blonde d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh...that was soo funny
2006-09-29 11:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by undercover_cosmotelogist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋