Answer these plz ;)?

Question

* Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?


* Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "Hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?




* Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?


* Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?


* Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?


* Why do toasters always have a setting on them, which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?


* What do people in China call their good plates?

Answer 1

certainly,

1) With their mouth open their skin is stretched and less round, this makes application easier.

2) Because they dont say their last names or give any other detail, usually they make up the first name, and that is perfectly ok... we just need to be able to call him something other than hey you.

3) when you are inside you stare at them, when you are outside you have more to look at and dont have to do anything except step.step.step.

4)most people dont get into the frozen chickne i nthe middle of the night.. but they may go into a dark kitchen for a bottle of water.

5) when the water is sedentary it can collect bacteria, moving water doesnt as easy.

6)so you feel a sence of accomplishment when you get it right (and for bagels)

7) 鉼

Answer 2

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Answer 3

1. i can w/o opening my mouth...
2. yah well it also isn't called therapy
3. free country
4. id rather see whats in my fridge than whats in my freezer!!
5. chemicals
6. i like my toast crispy
7. i call mine paper plates

Answer 4

these are pretty good questions.

as for the fridge, mine has a light in the freezer

Answer 5

Good ones, I got 1 why are asteroids located outside of the hemisphere, and hemorrhoids located outside of your a$s??

Answer 6

well for the toaster Q i have a friend won't eat his toast unless it very dark and hard yakkkk lol

Answer 7

Ah! The The Great Unanswered Questions!
They are only to make us ponder when our brains are idle! LOL. LOL.

Have a great weekend!

Answer 8

* I noticed that I did that, and now I don't. ;
* Because the know no better there still hung over duh;
* Because everything outside is smaller looking;
* You silly, the light would freeze;
* Silly, 1 day younger then dirt but 2 days younger then water
* That’s the setting for the far left;
* Cheep China

Kiss

Answer 9

wow. these amaze me. i've never thought about that. and the fridge one.. it always makes me mad. mid-nite ice cream craze and you have to open the fridge and the freezer just so you can see!

Answer 10

dont know about yours... but in our country... we do have light in freezers also :D
better get one from here ;)