Man Never Misses Trip To Gym For 5 Years
July 29, 2002 - Florida, USA
In an attempt to force himself into a healthy routine of exercise, a Florida man hired a hit man to kill him if he failed to show up to any of his 3 weekly workouts for the past 5 years. "At first I thought the ridiculous membership fees and that ludicrous up front joining fee would make me workout so I wouldn't waste the money - but that didn't work. Within weeks I was coming up with all sorts of lame pathetic excuses not to go. So I decided that if money wouldn't promote me to go, losing my life would. The hit man idea has worked like a charm, maybe even too good. There were some times that I truly would have preferred not to go, like that time I had bronchial asthmatic pneumonia. I've never had so much dark green mucus running down my face in my life, you should have seen that treadmill afterwards. But with all its ups and downs, my only complaint lately is that what I originally thought were expensive gym fees have been over shadowed by the high cost of the hit man. Now that I want to stop, I can't because I told him to shoot me if I told him I wanted to give up."
2006-09-29 02:51:11 · 11 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is awesome, i mean he is stupid to have done it, but it is funny.
2006-09-29 02:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by fish lips 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess the end result is he has to take out on a contract on the hit man and he gets found out and goes to jail for life and develops the perfect body
2006-09-29 10:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as "the perfect body". It is a matter of opinion and perception. To me the perfect body would be a woman with red hair. To you, it may be a blond.
What is your question?
2006-09-29 09:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have got to be making this up. but then as this is a story from the US maybe its true lol.
2006-09-29 09:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by duncan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is kind of drastic!
2006-09-29 09:53:14 · answer #5 · answered by JewelsH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This man is an idiot.
2006-09-29 09:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That imagination is spinning! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-29 20:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, thats great...I don't even know what to say about it
2006-09-29 09:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by chavito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah is this true? lol
2006-09-29 09:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by Lucy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally know wat he feels like.....Im to be killed if i forget to dance with the wolves.......
2006-09-29 09:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by screams without lungs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋