a blonde joke?

Question

FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES - Blonde woman was
>>speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled
over by
>>a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
>>
>>The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
>>through
>>her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it
look
>>like?" she finally asked.
>>
>>The policewoman replied, “It's square and it has your picture on it."
>>
>>The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
>>and
>>handed it to the policewoman.
>>
>>"Here it is," she said.
>>
>>The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
>>"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!”

you have to ask a question in the Jokes section???

There's my question smart@ss..

Answer 1

That really is one of the best I have read.

Answer 2

very good my one is a blonde is driving down the road and hits a truck the driver comes out and the blonde is fixing her hair and smiling so the truck driver says you think its funny I'm calling the cops and draws a circle and says to the blonde stand in that circle until the cops come so she stands in the circle with a smile on her face so the trucker is getting mad and smashes her window and wen he turns around she has a bigger smile on her face so he lashes her Tyre's he looks at her and shes bursting laughing so he completely smashes her car and this time shes on the floor hysterical so he asks her whats so funny she replies every time you turn around i jump out of the circle?? the end

Answer 3

As a blond I appreciate a good blond joke. Here is one you might like.

A blond is walking down a street, when she sees a brunet doing jumping jacks in the middle of a busy road counting twenty-one.

The blond goes up to the brunet and decides it wouldn't be fun to do jumping jacks alone, so she joins her.

After about a minuet of them both jumping counting twenty-one,twenty-on and so on a large truck comes zooming up.

The brunet dives out of the way at the last minuet and the truck hits the blond.

the brunet gets back up, goes into the road and starts again, only this time she is counting twenty-two, twenty-two.

Answer 4

That was funny how about this 1: There was a blonde, santa, the easter bunny, they all jumped off a cliff, who hit last?

The blonde caz sshe had to stop and ask for directions.

Answer 5

Priceless

Answer 6

Excellent.

Answer 7

one blond lady decided to kidnap a child and wrote a note saying pay me 60 000 or never see your child again! so she pinned it on the childs back en d send him home, a day later a bag with 60 000 was delivered with a note saying " i cant believe on blond can do this to another blond!! shame on you!! "

thanks for the laugh hope you liked this one!!

Answer 8

give it a 4

Answer 9

good 1

Answer 10

That one's an oldie but goody! Still funny!